Legacies

Coming soon. 

The law

of unintended consequences is never broken. 

Coulda been the off-lede

this a.m. in my hometown paper. 

Now they tell me

But we would have had no vodka to serve if I'd known this. Wonder if aguardiente would work? 

Jeet?

Can't remember. 

Actually better

than some bloggers' attempted food shoots. 

The end

is in heartening sight. 

Not fud, just searing

Stupid, despicable -- understatements. 

Not fud, but good

Turkey leftovers. 

End

of a tradition. 

Turkeys come

in all sizes and species.

Oh, what the hell

Why not blogroll myself? 

Pardon

those burgers.

Toxic

gumbo. 

Lest we forget

He was the first MBA president.

God called

Said to drink up. 

Not fud, just essential

reading, especially for everyone quaking at the idea of having to wait a week to see a specialist. 

Not fud, just no wonder

NYT stock is in the toilet. Who hired the jackass? 

We are all Citigroup

now.

Maybe he could go to rehab

till January 20? Take his handler with him? 

The grifter

that keeps on giving. Who are you going to believe, her or your lying eyes? 

When will God

show her the door? 

One big reason

not to fly in Canada. Maybe they should allow smokers to use the lavatories again because they are "disabled" by their nicotine addiction.

The Jack Russell terrier

is the perfect garnish. 

Worst photo-op ever

If only they had let her be free-range in the campaign . . . . 

Not fud, just good

Oogedy-boogedy, indeed. 

Never forget

When the roll is called wherever, Panchito has some serious 'splaining to do. 

If Orwell weren't already dead

he would need a gun, I suspect.

Not fud, just overdue

Go, Shrill One.

Pickup

at the dog bar.

Making the Tuscans

look like peasants.

Not fud, but good

Can't it be tomorrow?

Selling out

in style.

Not fud, just the clip that keeps on giving

(Filched from Alex Balk)

What pol porn withdrawal

looks and sounds like.

Deflating

the moose souffle.

What goes with

chanterelle jus?

Is there anything sadder

than a fake Thanksgiving turkey? Especially one that sounds like a sex toy, with a cavity for stuffing?

Not fud, but good

Has Biden been spirited away to the underground bunker already? Or is moose chili media bait?

Definitely

not brain food. 

Get out your duct tape

The Thanksgiving hysteria on the internets is truly astonishing this year. It's only a turkey dinner, for yams' sake. Yet every online (and formerly arboreal) outlet is treating it like Y2K all over again. I hate writing about it, but I love doing it because it is totally the easiest meal of the year. Heed what you read elsewhere at your own risk.

Not fud, just LOL

Ordering from pictures

on the menu. Not much light in this tunnel.

Not fud, but good

Giving differently abled ducks a bad name.

Just when I thought

pomegranates were all hype . . .

Not fud, just LOL

Differently bred dogs indeed. 

Not fud, just the liberation

of lady parts. Maybe now the losers can stick to their toilet stalls.

(Filched from the Midway)

Not fud, but good

Chimp backwash.

Calling

T.C. Boyle.

Reflections

on the food pyramid, which, in the wake of my squandering three days studying it, is more mystifying than ever.

Not fud, just images

worth 50,000 words.

I guess Mormons

don't care about chicken relationships.

Not fud, but good

Can't he pack up his pretzels and bananas already?

California

has its priorities straight, so to speak. I guess the Mormons weren't threatened by chicken abuse.

Ultimate

Heimlich.

Not fud, unless you crave

hemlock.

Not fud, just a taste

of how embarrassing the next few years could be. Nailin' Palin, indeed.

The view from the top

But I disagree about meat. People will give up orange juice first because over-subsidized flesh is just too cheap.

Kick her

while she's dumb.

Chocolate news

Not fud, just excellent

Race to the bottom

when McDonald's becomes the role model for presidential elections. . .

(And having been pilloried my whole life for my first and last names, I know it's not nice to make fun of others', but doesn't Eagleburger sound like something the Caribou Killer would eat? No wonder he did a skinback.)

Porn sells

Especially food porn. This could work.