Acerbic is

as acerbic was. Long may E David run. 

Fantasy job

Art & pastry. 

Au revoir to all that?

Maybe not: Two favorites sound as if they're holding up better than fine.

Not fud, just good

The buck never stops with the hypocrite. 

MIT

memories: Some stories are best told visually. 

(Filched from Andrew Sullivan.) 

Not really fud

but rather fascinating. Mrs. Chimp at this point was firmly ensconced in her chair with ashtray at hand.

Not quite enough

to atone for canning Froomkin for BS reasons, but still a very smart move. No loose lasagna there.

Another consequence

of the shutdown of the home ATM. Cheap chicken, however, will always be with us. 

I second this

annoyance.

Texas

the new Dubai.

(Filched from MenuPages Chicago -- we only get the Daily News on Sunday to keep up with murders NYT does not consider news.)

If there's a rule

there's a way around it: the new kugel.

Not fud, just damning

Yeah, where was the outrage? Tbogg is right: send those snowbillies back to the meth farm.  

Ode

to a particular island.

"Biologically defiant"

coffee.

Not fud, but LOL

& posted for non-Twitterists. (He's even wittier in person.)

For once

comments trump column: No kids allowed is a great concept.

Understanding,

I think, why people settle for unripened bananas. 

Lard

and more lard -- great public radio station/site.

"Food is the new fur"

Celebrities stepping in now.

Internet addiction is contagious

(Click to enlarge because I am a digital dunce.)

Not fud, just a good reminder

We've been down Crazy Road before. Even then, though, the rabid foam was not as easy to spread.

No chickenshit

Sherlock. This, unfortunately, only hints at how figures lie and liars figure. Meantime, might be best not to complain about the high price of clean chicken at farmers' market. I'd think. (Photo is also absurdly romantic, too, given how chickens really are raised these days.)

Goat.

Govt catching up to trends. It's what's for dinner. Goat, not trends.

Gullible Americans

always thought you had to drink the bottled water in Eutopia. Then again, my consort and I got very sick in a chateau in the Loire after drinking the tap stuff no one else did. 

Doonesbury

is on a roll this week.

Enviable

Memoir & review both. 

It's not the news

it's the notion. You just gotta wonder where the editors were. (Why one guy getting endless tickets? Who mans 24/7 cart? What is the deli's defense against "instead of" prices that once would have been neutrally set up as "compared" ["with," not "to" -- very different meanings to a copy editor].)

Teh stupid

it fucking burns. Trans fats in lard. All you need to know about how cretinism is not restricted to birdcage liners. 

No such thing

as a free chicken. All issues converging lately.

LOL

No takedown like an indirect takedown. Not once was the word effete typed. 

Not fud, just depressing

Almost atoning for running Turd Blossom in the same spot.

Just what supermarkets were missing

"Apple fries" -- like candy cigarettes, but more insidious.

I'll still eat the stuff

but finally with a guilt smidge -- never worried about the ducks. 

No Dijon mustard

at Denny's? 

Not fud, just smart

One post among many: insurance v health care.

Not fud, just insightful

especially if you consider how universal health care might keep restaurant patrons safer than those disgusting latex gloves. 

You don't want 'em in your kitchen

but in a photo show, absolutely.

Help

is on the way. Scariest part of travel is dreading being wedged against fattest slob in departure lounge.

Chuckle

buried within the latest on the First Mastication.

Old but fascinating

on many levels.

(Filched from Cold Mud.)

Yes, a smile

would kill you. I think Bob and I have seen that second scene more times than we can count. 

World saved

from "blush" wines. 

(Filched from the Food Section)

Next:

the baconizer? 

Wyl-E, king of the kitchen

Not fud, just good

Guy w/two daddies has to be weeping. 

Not fud, just uplifting

And to think he could just be clearing brush for the cameras. 

Even the gentlest among us

had to call horseshit on skinny arms and all. 

Being my own

flack.

Good

diversion.

Not fud, just LOL

Wingnuts -- you get the jokes for free.

Not fud, just sharp

Call it what it is, except these terrorists are too chickenshit to suicide-bomb.